Justice Delayed?

Last Friday a Las Vegas jury found O.J. Simpson guilty of 12 charges, including felony kidnapping, armed robbery and conspiracy. For those who felt that the former football star and actor had escaped justice 13 years ago to the day in his trial for the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman, the verdict was a satisfying piece of news and a hope that, while delayed, justice was finally being served.

The 61 year old Simpson, who has spent the last 13 years fulfilling his alleged post-trial vow of not resting until “Nicole’s real killer is found” by searching every golf course in Florida, is facing a possible life sentence in prison.

It is, some would say, more time than Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman were given by their murderer.

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Cedar Falls Photowalk

Back on Sunday, August 31st I took an early-morning Photowalk around Main Street in Cedar Falls and I’ve finally uploaded to Flickr a few of the 300 photos I shot while the area was quiet.

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National Fire Prevention Week – Prevent Home Fires

National Fire Prevention Week will be observed from October 5th through the 11th. This year’s theme is “Prevent Home Fires.” Each year, fire departments across the country respond to over 400,000 residential fires. Annually more than 3500 people die from fire in their own homes. In many cases, some simple steps may have prevented the fire from starting or allowed the victims to escape. Each of us would benefit from checking our own homes for fire hazards and making sure that everyone in the residence knows what to do in case of fire.

By the way, did you know that National Fire Prevention Week was established to commemorate the Great Chicago Fire of 1871?

The most common causes of home fires result from cooking, heating, electrical malfunction, smoking materials and candles. Each of these activities carries with it a risk of fire, but that risk can be greatly lessened if you follow some common sense safety tips.

1. Purchase a personal home fire extinguisher. That $15 – $40 investment could save your home, your mementos or your life.

2. Keep fresh batteries in your smoke alarms.It’s recommended you change them every 6 months and most people find the twice-a-year-time-change to be a good reminder.

3. Stay in the kitchen when you are cooking. Many cooking fires start from unattended and forgotten cooking.

4. Maintain heating equipment and chimneys by having them inspected and cleaned annually by a qualified professional.

5. If you smoke, smoke outside.

6. Keep things that can burn (like that blouse or shirt you’d like to dry by draping it over a lamp shade) away from light bulbs, light fixtures and lamps. For any suspected electrical problems, call a qualified electrician or at the least shut the circuit breaker off to that problem area until you can have an electrician look it over.

7. Use flashlights during emergencies, not candles. Blow out candles when leaving the room and keep them away from other things that can burn (like drapes, tablecloths, clothes, etc.).

8. Watch young children carefully, especially around stoves, ovens or if you have matches or lighters in the house. Little ones love to copy mommy and daddy and they can be deceptively fast.

Thankfully my wife and our children have never been involved in a house fire. But when I was a child my father was alone one weekend at a trailer we had in Key Largo and fell asleep in the bedroom while smoking. Friends of ours in a trailer nearby awoke to see our trailer on fire and were able to get my dad out safely before the entire place was consumed by flames. My father was extremely fortunate, but a lot of folks aren’t.

Also keep in mind that, as the winter months and holidays get closer, the rates of fire and fire related deaths increase because of use of heaters and holiday lights. Take a little time to ensure that you and your family follow the safety tips above and let’s do all we can to Prevent Home Fires.

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My Personal Demons

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My Dream Blogging Chair

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Top 10 Blogs For Writers

My RSS reader is full of feeds from different writer-centric blogs. I used to have even more, but weeded out some that did not ultimately meet my needs. I NEED more time in the day…

This year saw the 3rd Annual Top 10 Blogs For Writers competition over at Michael Stelzner’s Writing White Papers blog and below are, appropriately enough, the Top 10 Blogs For Writers. I’m going to copy/paste Michael’s list and descriptions (though in reverse: lowest to highest order) along with a note from me about whether I already subscribed to that particular blog, plan to or will pass at this time.

10. Urban Muse: Susan Johnston covers a wide range of excellent topics that all writers will enjoy. Not one that I had previously read or subscribed to, but after a scan through this eclectic mix of pertinent subject matter I quickly added both the blog feed to my reader and the monthly e-mail newsletter to my mailbox. Great stuff here!

9. Freelance Parent: Two moms, Lorna Doone Brewer and Tamara Berry, provide excellent perspective on writing while balancing time with little ones. Another one that was not on my radar earlier. This indeed looks like an excellent blog for its target audience; freelancing parents with children at home, but I’m an old fart whose children are grown and have flown the nest. Passing on this one, but recommended for those to whom it applies.

8. Writing Journey: Looking for a great stop on your writing journey? Bob Younce’s blog will refresh and energize you. Here’s where being an old fart (see above) is a detriment. This blog looks familiar, which means I probably tried it before and gave it up, but since I’m not sure and what I looked at today was more in line with what I like to read, I’m adding it to my feed.

7. Remarkable Communication: One part writing, one part marketing and one part selling, this excellent blog by Sonia Simone will help any writer succeed. Not previously in my feed and won’t be added. The “one part writing” seems to be overshadowed by the other two parts. Just not my cup of hot chocolate.

6. The Renegade Writer: Linda Formichelli and Diana Burell, authors of a book by the same name, help freelance journalists find inspiration. Not previously in my feed, but I’ve read and enjoyed Linda Formichelli’s guest posts in other feeds and the blog looks interesting enough to be added to my feed.

5. Confident Writing: Looking for encouragement? Joanna Young will help you take your writing to the next level. Not previously subscribed to, but if there is ANYONE who needs confidence in their writing it is yours truly so I’m adding this to my feed with high hopes.

4. Write to Done: This blog delivers a steady stream of excellent articles for all writers and is the product of top blogger Leo Babauta. Not previously in my feed and won’t be added. I scanned through this one 3 different times (I think I must have subconsciously WANTED to find something to make me add it to my feed) but just could not come up with enough incentive to add to an already long list of such feeds.

3. Freelance Writing Jobs: Founded by Deb Ng, this site is the first stop for freelance writers seeking new work and great articles (and it remains a top winner since this contest began). This one has been in my feed for a loooonnnnngggg time. Good source of writing gigs and helpful posts and articles.

2. Men With Pens: James Chartrand and Harry McLeod are the dynamic duo who continue to deliver rich content and community discussion. Also in my feed for quite a while. My only negative comment is that every time I see it in my feed there is a nanosecond that I see “Men With Penis”, which really bothers me.

1. Copyblogger: As the undefeated champ, this blog has held the number-one spot for three straight years! The baby of Brian Clark, this blog keeps winning because of its excellent and educational articles. Not in my feed and not planning to add. Copywriting is not my focus at this time. Neither is marketing.

I found the list of Top 10 Blogs For Writers to be very helpful in adding some hopefully new and informative writing feeds to my already overloaded reader.

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Breast Cancer Awareness Month

October is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month and in conjunction with that observance blogs and websites around the country are agreeing to Go Pink For October.

Last year, The Word Of Jeff limited its Go Pink participation to adding the graphic for the month of October, but, as you can see, this year the background on the blog will be pink for the next month. It’s really my color, isn’t it? LOL.

But in all seriousness, it’s an important cause and one that touches so many lives, either directly or indirectly. My mother-in-law and my friend Rebecca are both breast cancer survivors. You probably know someone whose life has been affected by breast cancer.

I’ll be making my annual donation, which this year will again support my friend Katrina as she takes part in the American Cancer Society’s Making Strides Against Breast Cancer 5K Walk back home in Orlando.

I always view my donation as a way to support research that may one day help eradicate this disease that could potentially strike my wife, daughter, granddaughter or other loved one or friend.

Whatever your motivation, I hope you’ll do whatever you can.

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Zoomii

I love going into brick and mortar bookstores. Shopping online is incredibly convenient, but it just isn’t the same as walking into a store full of shelves and almost endless amounts of reading material. One of the things I’m looking forward to on our camping trip to North Carolina is going into the TWO privately owned bookstores in the town of Waynesville. Cindy and I love walking through their shelves and displays and finding some treasure to read.

But now shopping online can be close to shopping in a real bookstore with Zoomii.

You can take a stroll through virtual bookshelves at Zoomii Books. Zoomii is basically a bookstore-like front-end interface to Amazon’s book database, Zoomii displays covers, scaled to size, of the top-ranked 25,000 books on virtual bookshelves. Clicking a book cover brings up the detailed information about it. You can search by title, genre or keyword. Currently, Zoomii is only available for the U.S. and Canadian Amazon stores.

Take a stroll through Zoomii and see what you think.

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Iowa State Fair 2008

I finally waded through the hundreds of photos I took at the 2008 Iowa State Fair back on August 9th and have posted the best of the bunch on Flickr.

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Iowa Truth In Advertising

Welcome to Readlyn, Iowa, a small town of 857 friendly people…and one old grump.

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Disasters, The Economy, Politics & The World

Just a few stray thoughts to sort of “clean out” the dustbin of my mind. Thanks for indulging me.

My friend Denise is down in Texas helping in the aftermath of Ike. Working 12 hours a day and driving an additional hour each way to get to your work site is difficult enough; being sick on top of that makes things even harder. Hope she feels better soon

Up here in Iowa one of my co-workers had to go home when she came down with strep throat. Another one is currently on the job with bronchitis and a sinus infection. I’m told that in another office in Iowa there is a “creeping crud” going through the entire office, which is not a rare occurrence. I’ve had it happen in offices I’ve been in before. One person gets sick and then it just passes around to everyone until it comes back to the person who originally had it and had recovered but gets sick again and it starts its circuit all over again.

Another co-worker whose home on Galveston was destroyed while she was here in Iowa left to go home this past Wednesday and see just how much there might be that can be recovered. Judging from the photos we’ve all seen, I have to sadly think that there won’t be much.

Between natural disasters and the economy, 2008 has not been a good year for America.

Like most people, I think, this whole bailout issue leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Still, I’m not sure we’re left with much choice if we don’t want an even worse domino effect to take place. I woke up Thursday morning to find that my main bank had collapsed and been purchased overnight. My deposits are safe, but I still had to fight the urge to go move what I had there into another bank I use. There are plenty of people who did not fight that urge and watching them on TV was reminiscent of watching old footage of bank runs in the 1930’s. These types of actions lead to even worse scenarios and create a panic effect, and panic is the last thing we need right now.

Speaking of panic…

I watched the Presidential debate last night. Nothing that was said made a difference in how I plan to vote. There were no spectacular gaffes or knockouts, other than McCain’s mispronunciation of the Pakistan president’s name and what has become his SOP of misrepresenting statements by Obama, but we’re all used to that by now. He also completely ignored the moderator’s repeated entreaties for each candidate to address the other and not the camera; it was as if he almost absolutely refused to acknowledge that Obama was there. Obama’s tendency to give thought to his answers (NOT a bad thing) showed up less, meaning he was prepared for most questions and issues that came up (and cognizant of the time restraints on answering), but he still seemed tentative at times. I would have liked to have seen him be more forceful in his rebuttals to McCain’s misrepresentations, but I’ve read that he is desperately trying to avoid looking like “an angry black man” to skittish white voters. Funny how McCain can be a grumpy old white man, but Obama can’t appear to be an angry black man. I hope by the time my grandson is an adult we will be past these silly racial issues. I tend to think that backers of each candidate will feel their man did the best, but obviously the real question will be how undecided voters viewed the whole thing and if they are swayed yet toward any particular candidate/philosophy.

This is, in the scope of the whole thing, a very small matter but one of the many things that irritated me throughout the debate was McCain’s pronunciation of “Taliban.” He kept saying “Towel ee ban”, which made me think of the Day-o song chorus:

Come mister tally man, tally me banana,
Daylight come and me wanna go home,
Come mister tally man, tally me banana,
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Then, in what my friend Michelle twittered to me as the “McCain hooked-on-phonics osmosis” effect, Obama used the same incorrect pronunciation, but thankfully only one time.

For the record, here’s the link to Dictionary.com with the pronunciation guide for Taliban and, for those who don’t know what that is or how to read it, they even have an audio example.

The shine has quickly worn off of McCain’s VP choice, Sarah Palin. When I heard McCain wanted to postpone last night’s debate and reschedule it in place of next week’s Vice-Presidential candidate debate, I could not help but think the ENTIRE reason he was postponing last night’s was so that Palin would not have to participate in next week’s debate against Biden. Her interviews with Charles Gibson and Katie Couric were train wrecks. She doesn’t take questions from reporters when she makes an appearance (sometimes the campaign even tries to ban reporters as it did when she was at the UN), won’t release her financial statement until AFTER the election and she declined to join Biden in responding to questions from reporters and offering an appraisal of last night’s debate when it was over. Instead, Rudy Giuliani stepped in to substitute. She has been kept on such a tight leash by the McCain campaign that, whether she is or not, it makes it seem that she is totally out of her league on this national political stage.

Even conservatives that hailed her as an inspired choice are rethinking this move by McCain and supposedly so are those within the inner circle who are frantic that she cannot present an informed picture to voters. Now I can’t help but wonder if the maverick will regretfully accept his running mate’s resignation from the platform in the next few days and choose a new one, rendering next week’s scheduled VP debate a moot point. Unlikely, I know, but so was asking to delay last night’s debate.

News came this morning that Paul Newman had passed away at the age of 83 after his battle with cancer. I don’t know what he was like personally, but he was a good actor and a great philanthropist. And he made a damn good salad dressing.

Yesterday, three Chinese Taikonauts lifted off into space and today one of them performed a 20-minute spacewalk. This might be an event to raise our admiration of the Chinese…if it wasn’t for the high probability that they accomplished it by stealing US technology. Added to the fact that the Chinese government already had a news article prepared, including conversational quotes by the Taikonauts during the liftoff, BEFORE the rocket even lifted off and you can see how this whole thing is as scripted as a Hollywood movie.

Hey, thanks for letting me get those thoughts out of my head and into digital print and thanks for reading. My head is much clearer now.

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Going Home In 2 Weeks

Two weeks from today I’ll be flying home for a break. I’ll arrive Friday in the early afternoon and Saturday I’ll get our camping gear down from the attic so that Cindy and I can drive to Maggie Valley on Sunday for a week of camping in the mountains of North Carolina. I hope it is as relaxing as our last trip there in May was, because I could sure use the down time.

Plus, we just ordered a larger 3-season tent to keep us comfortable and warm in the forecast 30 degree nights. The last time we were in the mountains in October (a few years ago), our small, cheap tent was flooded by ice cold rain and sleet that came in from Tennessee over the Smokies. Had it not been for Cindy’s mom and dad being there with their A-line trailer, we would have had to pack up and head for a hotel or home. The tent we used this past May was more for a backpacker and, when sitting outside in the evening under our canopy, we were exposed to a huge number of myriad kinds of bugs that are attracted to city people when they visit. This new tent has a room for sleeping, a room for dining or storage and a screen room for enjoying the evening without unwanted company. Plus we can sit in chairs inside the tent or screen room and I can even stand inside without hunkering down like Igor. It should be nice.

As of today, I’m expecting to be back here in Iowa on Friday, October 24th but that could change at any point over the next two weeks or even during the 2 weeks while I am home, so we’ll see what happens.

I’ll be perfectly honest; winter in Iowa does not appeal to me. However, I don’t have much of a say in the matter. Of course, I could say “No thanks” but that leaves a bad taste in the mouths of those who assign these trips (or those who request you because you have skills and talent they can put to use) and anyway you are only allowed a certain number of those kind of responses before they decide to ignore your availability.

And I am torn. I enjoy the chance to help those who have experienced disasters and the traveling (not the getting there, but the being there, lol) involved in assisting them, getting to see different parts of the country. I always learn something during my travels about the parts of the country I’m in. But there are lots of things I’m missing that I would also enjoy getting to do and if I were home I could. I missed a certain convention in California in July and one in Orlando that same month and two blog conferences in Orlando this month.

There is a writer’s conference in Orlando I would love to attend in November and a certain convention in Orlando later this month and in November that would be fun. If I’m home, I’ll be able to give some attention to those parts of my life that interest me as well. Not to mention, of course, time with my wife and family.

But if the opportunity to work is presented, I just cannot turn it down so, as mentioned above, we’ll see what happens. In the meantime, I’m looking forward to that break in a couple of weeks.

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Cedar Falls Metal Sculpture

A few weeks ago I was walking through downtown Cedar Falls with 2 of my co-workers before a city council meeting when we came across this street display of metal sculpture. I didn’t have my Nikon, so I had to settle for snapping these three quick shots with my cellphone camera. I thought they were very cute.



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National Punctuation Day

Today is National Punctuation Day and I thank the grammar gods for it. You should too! Otherwise, there would be many times that the true meaning of our words would be obscured or confused.

Take a punctuation mark to lunch today!

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National Dog Week

This week, September 22-28, is National Dog Week (the site hasn’t been updated in 2 – 3 years, for some reason).

Here’s a picture of our dog, Wolf.

Do something special for your doggie this week. They are, after all, man’s (in the generic sense) best friend.

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Jennifer or Bailey?

Sunday evening I was writing and working on some projects in the hotel room while the TV was on and WGN was airing a “WKRP” marathon. I love WKRP and the only thing that has really kept me from purchasing the series on DVD is that I worry the “emotional feeling” of certain scenes may be different since the producers of the DVD were not able to secure usage rights to a lot of the original songs used in various episodes when it was broadcast.

Although I’m sure that part of my attraction to WKRP was the fact that at one point in my life I almost pursued a career as a radio DJ/personality (ultimately deciding that broadcast school was too expensive and the job assignments too unpredictable unless you were a top talent), the most fundamental reason was that the cast worked so well together on screen with the great material the writers gave them. It was an extremely well-presented and balanced ensemble show.

But the inevitable comparisons between the show’s two regular female leads has always been present in the form of the “Who would you choose” question; Jennifer or Bailey? Much like the Betty or Veronica, Wilma or Betty, Gwen or MJ, Ginger or MaryAnn, Jeannie or Jeannie and Samantha or Serena questions borne of other TV shows or comic books, the Jennifer or Bailey question sought to draw out a distinction among male (usually, though I’d be just as interested in hearing those of females) viewers over their preference.

There is no question that Loni Anderson as receptionist Jennifer Marlowe was a glamorous portrayal. She was the personification of the kind of woman most men, unless they were possessed of a large amount of self-confidence, would be afraid to approach and yet would desire. However, one tiny bit of attention from her would cause them to fall all over themselves to please her. One of my favorite lines of Jennifer’s was when she said to DJ Johnny Fever, “I never loan money to men. It’s makes them feel weak.” LOL, men always felt weak around Jennifer. But the refreshing thing about Jennifer is that she was not just another dumb blonde bimbo, despite her looks. She was smart, witty, always on top of situations in the station, and she had her boundaries. Nobody pushed her around or got the best of her.

Jan Smithers as the intern/gopher Bailey Quarters (who eventually rose to news broadcaster) was more like the girl next door. Her natural, fresh-faced beauty and her character’s wide-eyed innocence and naivete was balanced out by her determination to make it in the broadcasting business, especially in the back offices where it was a man’s world. Though the writers tried to mute that fresh-faced beauty with large, owlish horn-rimmed glasses and clothes that detracted from her shapely figure (and to offer a contrast to Jennifer Marlowe’s clothes which emphasized her hourglass figure), they were completely unsuccessful. Bailey was the best of both worlds. She was approachable in ways Jennifer could never be and the kind of person you could get a bottle of beer with at the local dive or take out for an eight-course meal at a five-star restaurant, and she would fit into either situation.

And I have to point out that one of things I always appreciated from the writers was that they did not try to make the two characters compete with each other. There were never any “catty” remarks or exchanges between Jennifer and Bailey, no obvious scenes in which they tried to elevate Jennifer’s glamour above Bailey’s “everygirl” qualities or vice versa. In fact, they were more like sisters who loved and supported each other. They never tried to get humor by having them be mean to each other.

Thus the “Jennifer or Bailey” question has always been difficult for me because, aside from obvious physical contrasts, they weren’t really all that different. They were both attractive, intelligent and had great personalities. Yes, Bailey was easier to approach, but Jennifer would let her walls down once she got to know you. Yes, Jennifer was more “savvy” about the world, but Bailey just had the innocence of youth to overcome with experience.

So, if I were not a happily married man and were forced to (reluctantly) choose between the two, my choice would have to be

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New Alaska License Tag

I did NOT make this cute graphic myself, because I know that Alaska was the 49th State admitted.

But, it’s still funny.

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Songs That Remind Me Of People/Times – “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights”

Have you ever had certain songs remind you of people or a time in your life because, for whatever reason, the song is so closely associated with that person and/or time?

Ok, maybe I’m the only weirdo, just indulge me.

Driving around Iowa I’ve had a lot of opportunities to listen to oldies stations on the radio (it seems like every city has such a station, which is great) and I found myself thinking back to times and people in my past that I associate with certain songs.

“Paradise By The Dashboard Lights” was released in 1977 by Meat Loaf on his “Bat Out of Hell” album (one of my favorite albums of all time), but it is an event that happened almost a quarter century later that forms the memory I have now every time I hear this song.

If, by some strange dissonance in the space-time continuum, you are not familiar with the song, there is an excellent explanation of the lyrics over here.

In 2000 Cindy and I attended the wedding of our friends, Jack and Marty. along with some of our mutual friends and some of Cindy’s that I had only met once or twice. At the reception, where the adult beverages were flowing freely, newly-met-friend-of-Cindy’s Heather Torrey and I got up, grabbed some microphones, and began to lip synch along with Meat Loaf and Ellen Foley when the DJ played “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights.”

We actually made it through the entire song, doing quite well with the back and forth lyrics, I think. It seems that I have a memory of Cindy videotaping us, but I’m not sure and now I can’t recall ever actually watching the antics on tape so I may be mistaken. In fact, my entire memory of the episode may be affected by the abundance of wine consumed.

Jack and Marty are still happily married, Heather and I are still friends (though by long distance as she and her husband and young daughter live in the Northeast these days), and now I can never hear “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights” without remembering the two of us pretending to be Orlando’s version of Milli Vanilli.

Paradise By The Dashboard Lights lyrics.

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A Sign You Won’t See In Florida

Here in Iowa the air has been beginning to become a little…brisk. Communities in this area are all planning Fall Festivals and my employer provided windbreakers to those of us who came here in July and were unprepared for lows in high 30’s and highs in the 60’s in the middle of September.

Still, driving down a road near a small town the other day, I was surprised to see a snowmobile crossing sign had been erected and opened. That, and a local city councilman discussing the possibility of snow at Thanksgiving is making me shiver already. On top of that I was told the other day that, after my 10 day break in October to go home and camp in North Carolina, I may be brought back here for “the duration.”

If so, I’m buying long underwear and thermal socks.

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Palin Implicated In Bullwinkle Assassination

The possible successor to Dick Cheney is getting out ahead of the game and shooting things up before she even takes office. The full “story” is found here at Sarah Palin Kills Bullwinkle – Bambi Is Next


It’s just a joke folks…seriously.

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