Category Archives: Humor
The Difference Between A Cat And A Comma
You Had Me…
Halloween – Joke
Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boo’s. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your RSS reader, the … Continue reading
The Governator Gets Subliminal
Saw this over on Ken Ashford’s The Seventh Sense blog. California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned a bill to the State Assembly Tuesday night with a little note explaining why he was not signing the legislation. As he explains in his … Continue reading
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“Cap’n, She Canna Tae Much More!”
I’m checked into my new hotel room. Everything is good though I’m not thrilled that there are no thermostat controls in the rooms, only fan controls. I assume it’s because this is an “atrium” style hotel (most of the rooms … Continue reading
Posted in Atlanta, Hotels, Humor
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A Quandry
Do I want to buy it… …or take it out on the water? Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your RSS … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Photography, words
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Takin’ Care Of Business
Today was a “mostly at my desk” day doing paperwork and preparing an agenda and collateral documents for a large conference call this coming Wednesday, so I took advantage of the seat time to listen to music on my iPhone … Continue reading
Posted in Atlanta, Humor, iPhone, Music
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Swine Flu Scare Escalates
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Posted in Disney World, Humor
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Myriad Musings
Last night or early this morning I had a dream that my mother, who is in an assisted-living facility, was living on her own and had bought an alligator with a bum leg as a pet. She said it was … Continue reading
Posted in Art, Atlanta, Humor
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H1N1 Handshake
My employer is holding a series of H1N1 awareness classes and this past Friday morning was my turn to attend with about 30 of my colleagues. We learned to cough into the inside of our elbow and that “the bump” … Continue reading
Every Mundane Fact…
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When Your Bumper Sticker And Your Actions Don’t Match
Last Friday I drove up to visit my mom. I take the Florida Turnpike for a portion of my trip and had seen a couple of Florida Highway Patrol cars so I made sure not to go more than 5 … Continue reading
Atheist Pet Sitters
Here’s a subject appropriate for Sunday. Let’s say you’re a Christian. A born-again, washed in the blood of Jesus, child of God, citizen of heaven Christian. You know, because the Bible tells you, that there is a chance that you … Continue reading
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Write In American English
Trolling the online postings for writing jobs I’ve noticed quite a few ads now contain wording that requests, in effect, the candidate be able to “…write in American English.” I believe this is generally for two reasons; even though the … Continue reading
My Laugh For The Day
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SERIOUS Cyber Security Threat Reaction
Without a doubt, cyber security is a serious issue…no matter where you are. But in Boston, they take their reactions to online virus threats VERY seriously as evidenced by their website instructions about how to stay safe online. In case … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Technology
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Greeting Cards
You know how, when you need to get a birthday, anniversary, graduation or holiday card for someone, and you go to the Hallmark store, or the greeting card section of a Walgreen’s or Publix? Sometimes you’re lucky and you find … Continue reading
Happy Birthday To Marvin The Martian
Believe it or not, this little guy is 61 years old today. Here’s an entire rundown on him. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading … Continue reading
First IT Professional Service Call
One of our instructors this past week showed us this video and I had to share it. Be sure to read the English sub-titles at the top of the screen, not the Norwegian ones at the bottom. Thank you for … Continue reading
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