Whatever You Give A Woman…

I’ve seen this all over the blogosphere, but haven’t been able to nail down an origin in order to give proper attribution. However, it’s just too good not to share.

Heed these words of wisdom.

“Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply it.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So – if you give her any crap,
you will receive a ton of $h!t”

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New Flickr Uploads

As promised, I’ve uploaded photos of our visit to our property on Sheepback Mountain

and our wonderful visit to The Gathering Place B & B in Maggie Valley courtesy of hostess Laura.

You can check them out by clicking here and here, respectively.

More to come!

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Obama Supporters Should Avoid Overconfidence

Or, in Senator Obama’s own words:

“For those of you who are feeling giddy or cocky and think this is all set, I just [have] two words for you: New Hampshire,” the Democratic presidential nominee said during a fundraiser breakfast in New York. “You know I’ve been in these positions before where we were favored and the press starts getting carried away and we end up getting spanked. And so that’s another good lesson that Hillary Clinton taught me.”

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Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead.

I meant to post this earlier last week when we were in North Carolina.

We stopped into The Chocolate Bear, a gourmet chocolate shoppe on Main Street in Waynesville, and were surprised to see that the sister of our friend Rebecca was also in the store.


“I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!”

C’mon, you can laugh. It’s almost Halloween!

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Tony Hillerman: 1925 – 2008

Tony Hillerman, acclaimed mystery novelist and creator of Navajo lead characters Joe Leaphorn and Jim Chee as police detectives working in both the Anglo and Native American worlds to solve crimes, died of pulmonary failure in Albuquerque, NM yesterday at the age of 83.

Tributes, memorial articles and personal remembrances are springing up all over the Internet; one of the best is here.

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Free Taco Tuesday

If you want to make a run for the border and not have it cost you a single peso, then Taco Bell has a deal for you, amigo.

Here’s the promo wording direct from the website:

A base has been stolen in the 2008 MLB World Series, now America gets a free taco. Run on down to any participating Taco Bell between 2pm and 6pm on Tuesday, October 28th to get 1 free Crunchy Seasoned Beef Taco!

There’s one within a mile of my home and two others within three miles. I’m all set for lunch this Tuesday!

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Opie, Andy, Richie and The Fonz For Obama

I’m REALLY dating myself when I point out that I watched both of these series during my lifetime; the first as a child and the second in my early and mid-20’s. I have enormous respect for the film work Ron Howard has done in the capacity of a director, and this is an amusing look by him at a serious subject; the future of our country.

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die
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Preparing For The Digital TV Switch

On February 17, 2009 (a little less than a month after we swear in a new president), full-power television stations nationwide must stop transmitting their old analog signal and switch to a digital transmission (DTV). If you already have a cable or satellite or Verizon FiOS TV connection to your TV, you will continue to receive your broadcasts as usual, but if you receive your signal “over the air” with rabbit ears or antennas, then in a little less than 4 months you’ll be staring at a screen full of snow.

I, for one, am a little bummed because my cool combination lantern, radio, and TV will be useless for watching local news or shows when I am out camping.

To help prepare for the planned switchover, Uncle Sam is offering discount coupons to households that need to buy converter boxes (which will be useless in Florida when hurricanes strike and the power goes down, because the boxes do require an AC connection to power the conversion process…so no TV weather for you if the electricity goes out). Here is an amusing look at the process of preparing for the digital TV switch.

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Why Is This Blog Pink?

Just a reminder that our color scheme is pink for the month of October in observance of National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, as evidenced by the “Going Pink For October” graphic under my photo on the right.

If you haven’t already done something to take part, there is still a week left in the month.

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What Is Real?

I’m not trying to get uber-philosophical, but what is real? How do you judge what you term to be “reality” as being real? Is the position that “perception is reality” a correct one? Is the physical life we lead real, or is there a mental existence that is the real life?

For example, most of my dreams are very real to me, as real as my daily existence. What if the dreams are my “real life” and my supposed “real life” is the dream?

How do you judge what is real?

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The Taj Mahal Of Tents

As promised in this post, here are some photos of our new “Taj Mahal of Tents” that we camped in while on vacation in North Carolina.

Not shown in these photos is that the tent has a cool built-in light in the ceiling that is attached to an 8-D cell power pack that also comes with a…REMOTE CONTROL! Approaching the tent at night in the pitch black darkness, it was beyond cool to turn on the interior light with my little clicker. Yeah, I’m easily amused by electronic toys.

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Friday In Western North Carolina

Friday we drove to Maggie Valley with Cindy’s parents to meet Art at Joey’s Pancake House. Joey’s is only open for breakfast, from 7am to noon, and is ALWAYS packed. When we had driven by on Wednesday morning at 9am the parking lot was overflowing, so we decided to arrive by 8am to hopefully beat the crowd, but that was to little avail. Every table was occupied and folks were waiting in the lobby area. When we left at 9am, the line was out into the parking lot on each side of the lobby and cars were parked in adjacent lots while their owners walked to the restaurant for breakfast.

Cindy’s mom goes to a water aerobics class in Orlando and when she told one of her classmates that we were buying some property on Sheepback Mountain, the classmate told her that her son Art had recently purchased some property there also. Cindy’s parents met Art a few months back, visited his property and wanted us to all get the chance to meet, so a breakfast at Joey’s was arranged.

We had a great time at breakfast and afterward we drove up to see Art’s property and what he was doing on it. I thought out property was steep as far as the layout is concerned, but Art’s has us beat. He has cut out a road and had it graveled up to a certain point. We walked approximately a half a mile up the steep road from the base of the property, since he was the only one with a 4-wheel drive vehicle. At a more or less level area he has set up a lean-to and has been working on building a primitive log cabin using the trees he has cut down on his property. At this point he has the 10 foot by 15 foot area staked out and is drying the tree trunks he has cut down in preparation for erecting the walls and roof. There will be no electricity or running water, but the cabin will provide shelter as he continues to clear and level his land for the eventual construction of a more conventional cabin or house in a few years. I salute his initiative and told him that while I admire what he is doing, I don’t think I would ever have the character to stick with such an undertaking. He has my utmost respect. I also took a couple of picture with my cell phone of the view he has from his planned primitive cabin site and of Art with some tree trunk logs behind him.

Afterward, Cindy and I drove to Sylva, Dillsboro and Bryson City to walk the downtown streets of each town and see what they had to offer for both tourists and locals. Suffice it to say that I still prefer nearby Waynesville.

Friday evening, Cindy’s parents joined us for dinner at Bogart’s in Waynesville. This was my first time dining at this restaurant (Cindy and her parents have been there previously) and it may well end up being one of my favorite places to eat when we move up here. This was another place that was packed; we waited about 45 minutes to get a table, but it was worth it in food quality, portions, prices and service.

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Balsam Mountain Inn

Thursday afternoon our tires arrived and we drove into Waynesville to have them put on the truck and then made our way to Blue Ridge Books & News, which you can read about here.

Cindy’s mom and dad had made 5pm reservations for the four of us and Cindy’s uncle and aunt to have dinner at the Seven Springs Restaurant inside the historic Balsam Mountain Inn, about 2 miles from Moonshine Creek Campground. However, we had been granted permission to arrive at 4pm and tour the hotel’s three floors of rooms which weren’t currently occupied that remain, for the most part, as they were when the hotel opened in 1905. It reminded all of us of the Grand Hotel in the movie “Somewhere in Time” starring the late Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour.

The occasion for the dinner treat by my in-laws was to celebrate our 11th wedding anniversary. That anniversary was back in March, but since I had not been home any length of time since then to observe it, they were kind enough to make this meal in these very elegant surroundings an anniversary gift to Cindy and I. “Thanks, mom and dad.”

The tour was a lot of fun and I have many photos that will be posted on Flickr. Each room has its own style of decor and every room is unique in its furnishings. A couple of rooms were very feminine and a couple were very masculine and the rest were gender neutral, but all were interesting in that they maintained the feel of the early 1900’s. There is no air-conditioning (a sign, kept from the original opening of the hotel in a lobby display case, reads, “Air-Conditioned By Nature”), and no TV’s, radios, DVD players or other electronic items, though each room does have electricity. Most bath accommodations are in-room, but bathtubs are the norm (except in the masculine rooms which had shower stalls) and all are in the old “Claw leg” style while sinks are the pedestal type and usually mounted in corners. It truly is as if you have stepped back in time.

No self-respecting inn would be without its ghosts and Balsam Mountain Inn is no exception. One room, 205, is supposedly haunted, but it was occupied by a guest so we did not get to go in it and see if we felt a “presence.”

I did see a shelf of blinking wireless routers, so I assume they offer Wi-Fi, but I forgot to ask. They also have a wonderful reading room off the side of the expansive lobby that was stocked with a wide variety of reading materials and furnished with an equally wide variety of furnishings for sitting and relaxing. Front and back covered porches allowed for sitting quietly in rocking chairs while taking in the beauty of the grounds or enjoying conversation with companions.

After the tour we made our way to the waiting area of the Seven Springs Restaurant to chat prior to our 5pm dinner reservation. Before we knew it, the hostess was escorting us to the hallowed alcove dining table, reserved for special parties. Our server, Lindsay, was a jewel; making recommendations and answering our questions. The food was absolutely exquisite. We all shared appetizers of Fried Green Tomatoes and Fried Brie (except for Cindy’s dad who ordered a cup of Peanut Chicken Soup), before moving on to our excellent entrees. Cindy had the Coffee-Rubbed Ribeye with Garlic Mashed Potatoes; I had the Angus Filet with Mushrooms; Cindy’s mom had the Coconut Crusted Salmon with Asparagus; her dad had Venison (Bambi’s mom, we kept telling Cindy, to her great distress), as did her uncle and her aunt had the Pecan Crusted Catfish. For dessert I had the Bourbon Pecan Pie; Cindy had the Creme Brulee; her mom had the Chocolate Torte and her dad, aunt and uncle all had the Pumpkin Cheesecake. All of this wonderful food was washed down with glasses of wine.

It was, for Cindy and I, a wonderful anniversary gift of great food and drink, coupled with the enjoyment of excellent company. If you are ever in the area, I highly, highly recommend the Seven Springs Restaurant inside the historic Balsam Mountain Inn. Especially if your wonderful in-laws are treating, lol.

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The Gathering Place, Maggie Valley NC

I’m writing this on Friday, October 17th while sitting in the West Carolina Internet Cafe in Dillsboro, NC and using their free (if you bring your own laptop) Wi-Fi. I chose WCIF because they also offer printing and faxing services and I needed to use both in connection with my employer. Earlier today we took a stroll through downtown Sylva, which is about 15 miles west of our campground and then drove here to Dillsboro which is just a couple of miles beyond Sylva so I could use WCIF.

So, driving around on the “donut” spare was not something I wanted to do a lot of, but we had an opportunity we could not pass up. My in-laws have been telling us for a while about a very charming bed & breakfast in Maggie Valley called The Gathering Place and in fact Cindy’s aunt and uncle were staying there on Wednesday, so we were invited to join them for breakfast at the B & B and meet the owner, Laura, who my father-in-law refers to as his second daughter.

We had a delightful time! Laura is a sweetheart who owns and runs the B & B as well as housing abused dogs and horses on the lodge property. She is one of those few folks that I’ve met and liked from the moment we were introduced. Enjoying breakfast with her, my in-laws, Cindy’s parents and two other guests just reinforced that affection. Later, Laura took Cindy and I on a tour of the B & B and we talked a lot about what work had gone into the B & B and our upcoming cabin construction.

I took two pictures of Laura to use on the blog and somehow both came out with her eyes closed, which I couldn’t see on the small viewscreen of my camera when I checked the photos. But here is one of the B & B from the small lake with Cindy and Laura standing on one of the decks talking.

And, I should have noted in earlier posts, all the photos will be posted to Flickr when I return to Orlando.

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Greetings From Maggie Valley, North Carolina

I’m writing this on Thursday, October 16th while sitting in the Blue Ridge Books & News in Waynesville, NC and using their free Wi-Fi. Waynesville is about halfway between Moonshine Creek Campground in Sylva (really Balsam, though) where we are camping in the Taj Mahal of Tents and our property in Maggie Valley, and is one of our favorite towns to visit.

We arrived Sunday afternoon around 4:30 after an 11-hour drive. It took us about an hour to get our new Taj Mahal of Tents (pictures later) pitched and camping gear unpacked and after a dinner of smoked chicken sandwiches we hit the sack.

Monday we had lunch with our realtor, Kelley Starnes (I highly recommended her if you need an excellent realtor in western North Carolina) and our building contractor Dennis Cook. We went over the building plans of our cabin, then later in the afternoon we met Dennis at the property to go over some placement details. That was a good thing as it turned out we needed to turn the cabin 90 degrees for optimum placement. Now our front porch faces the creek to the west, but we can still see some of the mountains to the south from the front porch and what will be my office.

Tuesday we decided (ok, Cindy decided) to have a picnic lunch on the property. That was a good idea. Then she suggested we drive down the access road to our property instead of walking. That was a bad idea. I realized it was a bad idea about 20 feet down the road when it occurred to me that our 2-wheel drive Frontier was NOT going to get us back up the steep incline. I stopped and tried to back out, but it was no-go. In the end I burned up half a tire’s worth of rubber on both back tires, blew out one of the back tires and was almost run over by my wife trying to get the truck out. We finally had to call AAA to have a tow truck come winch us out and up the road. By the way, for everyone’s future reference, AAA only covers state-maintained or blacktop roads, so we had to pay out of pocket for the service. By the time we got done with that and could drive back to the campsite, it was 6pm and all the tire stores were closed.

Wednesday we called to get two new back tires for the truck, but of course no one in town had the size we needed and we had to wait for them to arrive from Asheville on Thursday, so we didn’t do much driving on the “donut” spare. But we did do a little on Wednesday and I’ll catch up with that later.

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The Enchanted Forest

Here’s a photo taken on our property from where our cabin will be built. Cindy has bestowed the title of “The Enchanted Forest” on our small piece of Sheepback Mountain in Maggie Valley, North Carolina.

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Blog Action Day 2008 Poverty

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Today is Blog Action Day for 2008 and the subject that those who are participating will be posting about is poverty.

Poverty is the causative agent of malnutrition and disease around the world, while being a contributor to lack of education and crime in so-called industrialized nations.

It is incumbent upon those of us, both as individuals and countries, who possess the means to alleviate that poverty, to do so to the best of our ability. Those actions raise all of mankind to a higher level, while not doing so brings all of us lower.

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Songs That Remind Me Of People/Times – “Close To You”

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Have you ever had certain songs remind you of people or a time in your life because, for whatever reason, the song is so closely associated with that person and/or time?

Ok, maybe I’m the only weirdo, just indulge me.

When I was driving around Iowa I had a lot of opportunities to listen to oldies stations on the radio (it seems like every city has such a station, which is great) and I found myself thinking back to times and people in my past that I associate with certain songs.

In 1970 I was 15 and in the 9th grade when “Close To You” by The Carpenters came out and it always made me think of Lynn Palmer from the very first time I heard it. I first met Lynn in band practice over the summer between 6th and 7th grades, but didn’t develop a crush on her until the end of 8th grade, that summer during band practice sessions and the year I was in 9th grade. Lynn played the bassoon and sat directly in front of me, so she contributed to my slow decline from first chair trombone to last (which ironically put me right next to Phyllis McCormick, who was first chair French Horn) because I was spending time flirting with Lynn instead of performing up to my potential.

Lynn had the kind of smile (even when her teeth were covered by braces) and attitude that just drew people to her. She was a genuinely nice person. She never seemed to be involved in the “catty” type behaviors that the other girls indulged in, and I always thought of her as being more mature than most of them were, in the way she carried herself and interacted with others. When “Close to You” came out, it seemed like a song written for and about Lynn, with the gender references changed to male.

Like Phyllis, I never saw Lynn after 9th grade, though we did talk on the phone over the summer between junior and senior high school. After that, we lost contact when I moved from Hialeah to South Miami.

Somewhere at home in an album I think I still have a Polaroid of her, another girl and our mutual friend (and her fellow bassoonist) Ray Thompson that I took of them on our last day of junior high school. But when I hear “Close to You” a memory of Lynn turning around to smile at me from her seat in the band is clearer than any picture.

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Turkey On Wry

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I first met Mary Ann de Stefano a couple of years ago at a Florida Writers Association mini-conference in Maitland. There is no doubt that she would not remember me from that conference, but she made quite an impression on me during a seminar she was conducting that day.

So when I had the opportunity to join Mad About Words I jumped at including my blog in the community of central Florida writers she has created with the Mad About Words Lounge. I haven’t been able to participate as much as I would like to, though I have had a couple of nice exchanges with some members, especially after finding out that one had also been to Montmartre, France where Cindy and I spent a week in May of 2007.

Anyway, I got a real laugh this past week when I received the Mad About Words newsletter via e-mail and saw that my blog was listed under the “Must Reads” banner with the description;

See THE WORD OF JEFF (Wetherington)
for his wry take on life and fun photos

Thanks, Mary Ann, for the kind description and placement. I laughed because I thought that must make me a “Turkey on “wry.” LOL. And I WILL make it to your wonderful seminars one of these days, if I’m ever in town long enough.

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McCain’s Incredible Boast

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I was watching the debate last Tuesday night from Nashville and was understandably shocked to hear Senator McCain make the following statement, “I’ll get Osama bin Laden, my friends. I’ll get him. I know how to get him.”

Does that declaration have the same chilling effect on everyone else that it has on me? Did we really hear a U.S. Senator proclaim that he knows how to “get” bin Laden, with the implication that he won’t unless we elect him President? In other words, the man who has worn the “country first” label, has certain knowledge that he has not shared with the current administration in order to bring the architect of the 9/11 attacks to justice as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask you; if YOU knew how to bring this terrorist to justice, wouldn’t you immediately share that knowledge with those who could put that knowledge into action?

While not agreeing with his politics, before this campaign I did have admiration for Senator McCain and felt he was an honorable man. However, his almost obsessive desire to ascend to the highest office in the land has completely stripped him of any real or perceived honor, and that is indeed sad for any man.

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