Well, They DUE Sound The Same

A small suburb of Cedar Falls has had a problem with vandalism at their local skateboard park, so the park was closed and this sign was erected.

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Happy Birthday, My Love

Today is my lovely wife’s birthday. By now, since I’m away in Iowa, she’ll have already received my gifts and snail mail card and e-card. If I were home I’d be taking her out to a nice dinner tonight, but that will have to wait until I return.

Sometimes it’s hard to put into words what someone means to you in your life, but as I write and tell Cindy often, “I am SO fortunate to have you in my life.” Every day, I am thankful that we met, fell in love and are trying to build a life and future together.

La breithe sona duit!

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Toilet Paper On The Restaurant Table

Last week I had to drive to a town about 2 hours from my office for an evening City Council/Town Hall meeting. As I arrived in the town it was close to dinner time so I asked my GPS to tell me what restaurants were in the area and it identified a Chinese restaurant about a half mile ahead of me.

It turned out not to be a REAL Chinese restaurant, but more like a fast food Chinese restaurant. However two things came into play here:

1. I LOVE Chinese food, especially Sweet & Sour Chicken, Fried Rice and an Egg Roll.

2. I didn’t have time to look for another place and still make the meeting.

So I placed my order at the counter and the young lady told me she would bring my food out to my table. I walked into the dining room and sat at the first empty table I found.

And saw this.

My first thought was, “Is this what they use for napkins?” but a quick glance at other tables revealed no rolls of toilet paper. One can only imagine WHY a partial roll of toilet paper would be on a restaurant’s dining room table. Did someone bring their own special brand with them? Did someone bring it out of the restroom for some reason? Did someone have a really bad runny nose and no tissues?

After I got over my shock and snapped the above picture with my cellphone camera, I moved to another restroom…uh I mean table to eat my dinner.

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Songs That Remind Me Of People/Times – “Puff, The Magic Dragon”

Have you ever had certain songs remind you of people or a time in your life because, for whatever reason, the song is so closely associated with that person and/or time?

Ok, maybe I’m the only weirdo, just indulge me.

Driving around Iowa I’ve had a lot of opportunities to listen to oldies stations on the radio (it seems like every city has such a station, which is great) and I found myself thinking back to times and people in my past that I associate with certain songs.

I was 8 years old when Peter, Paul and Mary released “Puff, The Magic Dragon” in 1963. The first time I heard it I was sitting at the dining room table of our home in Hialeah at night, probably doing homework or reading when this song caught my attention.

Listening to the beginning of the song I was all smiles. What little boy wouldn’t want to play and have adventures with a dragon? This was a great song! I would make this song the national anthem, it’s so great!! My imagination conjured up scenes of ME on Puff’s tail, making pirates afraid and meeting kings and princes. I was sailing through the water with Puff, playing and splashing while he roared and shot fire out of his mouth.

But then I heard the words,

“A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.”

and at 8 years of age I misunderstood and thought that little Jackie Paper had died, somehow ignoring the reference to making way for other toys. I remember my eyes filled with tears as I thought of Puff, who lived forever, losing his friend to death and I felt so devastated at the loss that I could not help but weep. Even worse, it seemed that because his friend was gone, Puff could not bring himself to live any longer either and “…sadly slipped into his cave!”

Shortly after that (and ever since), I came to realize that little Jackie Paper grew up and that his friend was mourning the loss of his childhood. It might be one of the reasons I’ve always tried to keep my inner child alive; because I didn’t want Puff to slip silently into his cave and “die.” Reason, logic and growing up made me understand the story that was being told and to understand its message of childhood lost. But still, driving down the dark, lonely roads of Iowa this past Wednesday on my way back to my hotel, I found my eyes welling up with tears as I listened to the song and was taken right back to that night and the sadness I felt. It’s funny how some thoughts, feelings or incidents stay right with you as if they just happened, instead of 45 years ago.

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff’s gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene’er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when Puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

And just for the record, it’s NOT a song about smoking pot.

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Iowa Weather

Driving through Iowa on Tuesday I watched this wicked looking cloud form.

It looks like a tornado forming doesn’t it? But it was just a massive shelf of clouds and the perspective of distance made it look like a funnel. These clouds were part of a front that arrived here and have been giving me sinus headaches for the past few days.

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When Superman Flies

Over at Mental Floss (one of my favorite sites) they have a caption contest up for the cartoon below.

Go check out the ten finalist entries and vote for your favorite.

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Remembering 09/11/01

I hope that you’ll take the time today to stop for a few moments to remember those who perished, and their friends and family members.

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Bookcrossing

I used to do Bookcrossing in another online life, but I have gone over a year here on my own site without setting up a new Bookcrossing identity attached to my own name. I’ve still released books in the wild during my days on the road, but without the Bookcrossing label or tracking code to follow where my little babies may have traveled. After a while I realized I missed checking to see where in the world they would find themselves.

So a few days ago, as I found myself nearing the end of a disappointing paperback novel, I decided to start a new Bookcrossing account under my own name and begin releasing again with the almost finished book. I finished it Saturday night (I REALLY should have stopped in the middle as I was tempted to do, but I slogged my way through to the end) and Sunday I opened the new account with it as my first entry. Sunday afternoon I made my way to the (not) bustling College Square Mall near my hotel and, after a reconnaissance stroll, found a spot to release it into the wild.

By the way, for those wondering why I would release a book I found unsatisfying; everyone is different. A book I may feel is the greatest literary work of all time may be the worst piece of trash you’ve ever read, and vice versa. To each his or her own.

Now I’m working on another paperback novel that someone gave me. As soon as I finish this one, I’ll be releasing it as well.

If you haven’t tried Bookcrossing yet, you should give it a shot. It’s a fun way, at the very least, to spread your love of reading and enjoy the experience of tracking where your book goes.

Click on the new button over on the right-hand column to sign up.

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Seen In Iowa II

Driving down the road, this is what I see. Each of those tires is bigger than the car I’m driving!!

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Seen In Iowa

When you travel in Iowa and drive through their small towns, these are the kinds of things you see.

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John McCain, “The Mavrick”

During the Republican National Convention last week, this sign was being waved by an obviously ardent supporter

In the course of his speech Senator McCain exhorted Republicans to, “Teach an illiterate adult to read.”

And to spell John, and to spell.

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Full Circle…Sort Of

A year ago this month I was in Rochester, MN as a result of floods in that area of the “Land of 10,000 Lakes” State. While there I listened to radio station 105.3 Y105.

Friday I was driving in the vicinity of Clear Lake, Iowa and channel surfing the radio when all of the sudden I heard the call letters of “Y105 in Rochester” radio station. I enjoyed the music until I drove out of range, which, as it turns out, must have pretty strong. Upon returning to my hotel that night I did a quick check and discovered I was about 90 miles away from Rochester and Y105.

If I had driven for about an hour and a half in a northeasterly direction, I could have been right back where I was a year ago.

Full circle…sort of.

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Iowa Wind Farms

One of the startling things you see when you first arrive in Iowa (if you’re from someplace like the Southeastern US where these are few and far between, if they exist at all) is a wind farm.

You expect to see a corn farm, soybean farm, or dairy farm; but who has a wind farm? Actually, all of the above kinds of farmers have wind farms. They install these behemoths right in the midst of those fields and let the wind generate electrical power for their farms and local electric companies.

The first time I saw one was from quite a few miles away (the land is mostly flat here and you can see across that flat expanse very well) while driving down the Interstate. Even from a distance they can be mesmerizing. The next time I saw them I was driving right next to the field they were in. Up close they look positively alien, evoking a feeling of some kind of otherworldly invasion. If they suddenly sprouted mechanical legs and began striding across the corn fields firing laser-death beams, it would seem perfectly in tune with the atmosphere they engender.

That doesn’t seem to come through in the photographs, perhaps because the motion of the blades turning isn’t captured in the pictures. When you’re standing there watching them rotate silently, it is a completely different feeling that just doesn’t come across in pictures. Still, they’re awesome to see in any format.

One of the most amazing things about wind farms came to light during the weather forecast section of a news broadcast one night right after I arrived. The meteorologist showed a radar shot of Iowa and was talking about how clear it was…except for a section that looked like a massive system sitting over part of the state. He very casually said, “Oh and don’t worry about that big spot there, it’s just a false echo created by the wind farms in the area and all the movement of those turbine blades.”

Whoa!

Iowa has 600 wind turbines that generate enough electricity to power 140,000 homes and the turbines around here are 240 feet tall.

This might give you a better idea of the size of these things.

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Songs That Remind Me Of People/Times – “Louie Louie”

Have you ever had certain songs remind you of people or a time in your life because, for whatever reason, the song is so closely associated with that person and/or time?

Ok, maybe I’m the only weirdo, just indulge me.

Driving around Iowa I’ve had a lot of opportunities to listen to oldies stations on the radio (it seems like every city has such a station, which is great) and I found myself thinking back to times and people in my past that I associate with certain songs.

Jonathan Flores and I met in 1963, the year “Louie Louie” was released by The Kingsmen, in the third grade when he moved into the area with his newly divorced mom and his little sister. We were the best of friends through the summer after sixth grade, before we each went off to different junior high schools. But for those 3 1/2 years we were Batman and Robin, The Green Hornet and Kato, The Lone Ranger and Tonto, and all three of the Musketeers rolled into two. Every day after school we were at each others house; on the weekends we alternated spending Friday and Saturday nights at each others house and during the summers we built tree houses, designed secret forts and rode our bikes all over the part of Hialeah we lived in, sometime venturing outside that area without telling our parents (as boys are wont to do) and enjoying the kinds of adventures that boys create in their minds (with the help of TV shows and comic books). We flirted (though we had no idea that’s what we were doing) with the same girls and fought other boys. We were both very smart, but I was smarter. I was the biggest, but Jonathan was the good-looking one. Years later, when remembering him, I would realize he looked like a young, dark-haired Marlon Brando. Of course the girls knew that all along.

In the sixth grade, we were the only two sixth grade boys (Barbara Zembach or Zemback and a girl who was killed in a car accident later in high school were the only sixth grade girls) in a special advanced class (I told you we were smart, lol) of 10 students. The others were 3 students from the fifth grade and 3 students from the fourth grade. The school administration had no spare classroom for us, so we were sent to a nearby elementary school made up of black students. I think that experience served to shape my thinking about the evil of racial discrimination in the years to come. We were the only 10 white students (well, one of the fifth graders was Asian) in a school of black students. WE were the minority and we saw every day how it felt to BE the minority. The first few days we were there, there were fights. We were jumped walking to school, during school and walking home from school. Jonathan and I could handle ourselves and had kicked some ass, but the girls and younger ones were hurt a few times when walking home after school, so Jonathan and I devised a plan. Every morning the 10 of us met several blocks from the school and walked to it together and every afternoon we walked home together. While walking in the area around the school We were in a line with myself in the front (I was the biggest, remember?), Jonathan at the back and everyone else safely between us. After trying us a couple of times and failing, the other kids pretty much stopped bothering us physically. But they were always mouthing off to us and making threats.

When the school administration finally figured out what was going on, they decided it would be better for us to return to our own school. With no rooms available, they set up a classroom for us on the stage in the cafeteria and kept the curtains closed. Whenever there was an event that needed to be held on the stage, we had to push our desks and classroom equipment off into the wings where it could not be seen.

It was one of those events on the stage that will forever make me think of Jonathan when I hear “Louis Louie.”

Toward the end of the year in sixth grade we had a lot of special things happening to celebrate our “graduation” to junior high school. One of those events was a talent contest and, never liking to be in the spotlight, I shied away from participating. But Jonathan had no such compunctions. These were the years when rock and roll was everywhere. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and many, many others filled the AM radio dial. Jonathan gathered some of our friends who could play guitar and drums, formed a small band with himself as lead singer and set to practicing. None of them were great musicians and Jonathan, while the best singer of them all, was not a really good singer. But it was fun. By the time the contest rolled around the group had decided that the song they did the best job performing was “Louie Louie.” I remember Jonathan had slicked his jet black hair back except for a curl that fell across his forehead and wore a tight shirt that he unbuttoned, tight jeans and “Beatle boots.”

When Jonathan started singing and gyrating like Elvis, the girls went wild. They screamed like he was Paul McCartney and I expected to see training bras flying though the air at any moment. It was, in a life of too few such things for him, a very special moment for my friend.

When we started going to different junior high schools in the seventh grade we still stayed in touch, but we were never as close as we had been before and by the time we were in the eighth grade our contact was almost non-existent. New schools, new people and new interests served to accomplish what had seemed impossible a few scant years earlier. The Dynamic Duo had faded into memory.

In the eleventh grade I called Jonathan one day to see how he was doing. A day or so later he drove over to my house with a friend of his named Rocky and we talked and tried to catch up. He was about to drop out of school to work full time and his life seemed to center around drinking, drugs and girls. Rocky did not seem to be the best influence on him and he gave me a bad feeling. Still, it was good to see my old friend and we promised we would stay in touch and get together again.

It was a promise that would not be kept because it was the last time I saw Jonathan alive.

A couple of months later I was driving to pick up my girlfriend on a Saturday morning when a radio news broadcast mentioned a shooting the night before and I had to pull off the road to pull myself together after I heard the announcer say, “…killed was Jonathan Flores, 17…”. In a drug deal gone bad, He and Rocky had been shot in an alley in Coral Gables. Jonathan was dead, killed by a bullet to his heart. Rocky was in the hospital with bullet wounds.

I went to the hospital and Rocky told me what had happened. He and Jonathan and a couple of girls were in the car at a stop light when a two guys walked up and asked them if they wanted to buy some drugs. They parked the car on the street, left the girls in it and followed the guys into the alley where it turned out the guys, who pulled guns, just wanted to steal their money. Jonathan hit the one closest to him and turned and ran but the other one shot him in the back, the bullet piercing his heart. The ME said he was dead before he hit the ground. I truly hope it was that fast for him and that he didn’t suffer. Rocky was shot in the arm and leg before both guys ran away.

It was difficult for me not to beat the crap out of him as he laid there in the hospital bed, and that was probably the only reason I didn’t. Right or wrong, I blamed him for the death of my friend.

But whenever I hear “Louie Louie”, I see Jonathan on stage, singing, smiling and having fun. And I smile a bittersweet smile at the memory.

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“Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White” III

Ok, the answer to the question in this post and this post is that “Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White” is the title of the number one song in the U.S.A. on the day I was born, according to Billboard magazine.

Go take a look and see what song was number one on the day you were born.

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THE Greatest Sports Movie Of All Time

I got back to the hotel last night after attending a (thankfully) brief city council meeting in a town about 30 minutes from here and as I started channel-surfing I happened upon THE Greatest Sports Movie Of All Time on the Movieplex channel.

Gene Hackman and Dennis Hopper star as the coach with a problematic past and his recovering alcoholic assistant who take a 1952 Indiana high school basketball team to the state championship playoff in “Hoosiers”, THE Greatest Sports Movie Of All Time!

I’m not even a rabid basketball fan, but then again “Hoosiers” is more than a basketball-themed movie. In the end, it is the quintessential story of overcoming monumental odds, both personally and professionally, to achieve a goal. Every writer and wannabe-writer recognizes the plot device. But the cast of this movie work together to deliver the most heart-tugging, feel good, have-you-on-your-feet-cheering sports-themed movie I have ever seen. Thus, in my opinion, THE Greatest Sports Movie Of All Time.

What’s yours?

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Iowa Barn

This barn that I came across in North Central Iowa made me think of the episode of the old Green Acres TV series where Oliver tried painting the barn…only to see the paint soak right into the wood and disappear.

I think that is what would happen if someone applied a coat, or two or thirty, of paint to this barn.

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Labor Day/Moving Day

In addition to being Labor Day (although I’ll be at the office as usual) it is also moving day for me. I’ll be changing hotels and will be going to one closer to the office.

Everyone be safe and enjoy the time off from work if you’re fortunate enough to enjoy the holiday.

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Hurricane Gustav

Watching CNN reports on the approach of Hurricane Gustav to Louisiana and dreading what will follow.

Regular readers know that I was in Louisiana from November of last year until May of this year, with the last 3 months being spent in Baton Rouge doing recovery work from Katrina.

I have friends and co-workers in Baton Rouge and New Orleans, some who are still there working on cleaning up after Katrina and some who were just deployed there in preparation for Gustav. They, like thousands of other first responders, have put themselves in the path of this storm in order to be ready to assist as soon as the hurricane passes.

Please send your good thoughts their way tonight and tomorrow. I know I will.

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McCain’s VP Pick

Friday morning I was driving in Iowa at 11am when Senator McCain was scheduled to make his choice for a VP running mate known during a rally in Dayton, Ohio. I tuned to NPR to officially hear what had previously been leaked (I had already received multiple “breaking news alerts” from all my news subscriptions on my Blackberry); that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin would be the GOP Vice-Presidential candidate.

Having never seen Governor Palin, I found myself listening to her speak to the crowd of 15,000 and visualizing what she would look like based on her voice, tone, inflection, etc. This is one of those fun games that never turns out right. It’s like when you hear the voice of a radio DJ and imagine this tall, dark, handsome man, only to see him at a live event and recoil from the short, fat, balding, gray-haired guy who looks like he lives in his parent’s basement.

Sort of similar to the time when someone told me, “Jeff, you have a voice and face made for radio.”

Driving along Friday, I pictured a Barbie doll with short, stylishly cut blonde hair. That was really the only variation of the popular toy that came to mind.

So, of course, when I arrived back at the hotel on Friday night and turned on CNN to watch the replay, I was totally shocked to see that McCain had chosen Tina Fey as his Vice-Presidential running mate!

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