Frozen Bird Poop On The Windshield

You’ve never lived until you’ve come out to get in your car on a bitingly cold morning and found frozen bird poop on your windshield. It’s like it bonded with the glass somehow. I was tempted to take a crowbar to the splat of frozen feces, but I was afraid I’d break the windshield trying to get it pried off. What do they put IN that stuff anyway?

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A Trip Back To Nostalgiaville

Last week I got to stop in at a really neat store just off the Interstate called Nostalgiaville. This store was chock full of pop culture memorabilia from the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’s. Posters, T-shirts, key rings, mugs, license tags, pens, old TV shows on DVD, postcards, and thousands of other things.

They had stuff from The Three Stooges, Betty Boop, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, The Andy Griffin Show, the first Star Wars movie, Elvis, The Beatles and Superman!

I took a quick 20 minute walk through the store and had to keep telling myself, “Don’t buy that, don’t buy that and definitely don’t buy that!” In the end, I walked out with a few postcards that I mailed out at the post office across the street.

But what a great place to relive some old memories!

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The Dreaded Thanksgiving Office Party

Around mid-morning Monday the word came down that we were having a Thanksgiving Day party on Wednesday and whoever wanted to take part could donate a nominal amount and bring a beverage or dessert to share with the catered main course.

Oh joy!

I went ahead and paid and agreed to bring a beverage (non-alcoholic, darn it!) because it’s easier than driving out to a restaurant for lunch, but office parties have never been my idea of a good time. Sometimes you have to take part, just because of job politics or a need to network, but usually if I can figure a way to gracefully get out of it, I will.

I’ve also observed that, typically, when there is an office luncheon the day’s work output drops to less than half the usual amount. Logically, it would make more sense to just say “You have the afternoon off with pay” because at least then you would get a half day’s work done and not have the distraction of the office party preparations.

I know, I know; I need to be more of a “people person.”

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Civics Quiz

Here’s a Civics Quiz.

I never was a big history fan, but I always did enjoy what I learned about how our form of government operates (or at least how it is SUPPOSED to operate). I scored 29 out of 33 correct and the 4 I missed were those darn history-based questions.

Let me know how you score.

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Walking With Lewis & Clark

Sunday morning I got up early and drove to downtown Jefferson City to take some photographs. I like going early as I get to use the early light in composing my photos, and I like to do it on Sunday mornings since it is always quiet and most streets are practically deserted.

I haven’t processed all the photos yet or uploaded them to Flickr, but here’s a couple that I thought looked good.

This first one is a close-up shot of a merman battling a sea serpent, part of an inactive fountain in the rear of the State Capitol building, the portion that faces the Missouri River, not far from where Lewis & Clark came ashore on one of their stops. Click the photo for a larger version.

From left to right: George Drouillard, civilian guide and interpreter; Meriwether Lewis; his dog Seaman; William Clark and York, Clark’s manservant. Click the photo for a larger version.

It was a kick to see where Lewis and Clark had arrived in what would become Jefferson City and to walk the same ground where their expedition walked. I remember reading about them when I was in elementary school, but I never imagined I would one day follow their footsteps along a portion of their pioneering trail.

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Win A Bathtub Full Of Cereal

Here’s a crazy promotion that Ted Murphy, CEO of IZEA in Orlando is throwing that gives you the chance to win a bathtub full of your choice of cereal. Your chance to win ends tonight at midnight EST, so do something now before it’s too late.

My favorite cereals are Cap’n Crunch Original and Corn Chex. What’re yours?

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My Favorite “Western” Movie

I spent Saturday just relaxing in the hotel room, reading, writing and watching some TV.

The “Western” genre of TV shows and movies has never been one of my favorites. My dad loved watching “Bonanza”, “Gunsmoke”, “Rawhide” and others, but growing up in the age of space travel and technological leaps, my passion has always been science fiction, fueled by TV shows from my youth like “The Outer Limits”, “Lost in Space”, and “Star Trek.”

But there has always been one Western movie that I have loved watching, even though my first exposure to it was not the movie itself but rather through its theme music, and I got to watch it on AMC Saturday.

When I was 8 or 9, cigarette commercials were still a staple of TV advertising and Marlboro started using some western-themed music in their ads that grabbed my attention. I thought it was just some music written especially for the ad, but when I was 13 or so I found out that it was actually from a major motion picture score that had been written by Elmer Bernstein.

I was in my junior high school’s band playing trombone and I was very good (first chair) because I practiced, not only the music we played in school, but other music on my own. At my request, my mom bought me albums from the “Big Band” era which had lots of brass instruments, but also more modern instrumental groups such as “Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass” (as a 13 year old I LOVED the album cover of “Whipped Cream & Other Delights”! lol). One day she came home with a “Great Motion Picture Themes” album that included a theme that was very familiar and as I played it on our huge console stereo, I recognized the music from the cigarette commercials and discovered that score was for the movie, “The Magnificent Seven.” I’ve had the music on my computer and mp3 player for years now.

When I finally watched the movie for the first time in my mid-teens, I discovered that it wasn’t only the musical part of the film that I enjoyed. The story and characters intrigued me. I found out later that it was an adaptation of Kurosawa‘s 1954 film, “Seven Samurai”, with the setting changed to a western and the characters to gunfighters in the old West. I think the theme of all-too human yet selfless heroes defending and inspiring the defenseless appealed to me, but I also think the music made a connection that my general disinterest in Westerns could not overcome. Now, it is one of the few Western movies I can watch over and over and always enjoy.

The movie is full of great dialog. Here’s one of my favorite lines, out of many, spoken by Charles Bronson’s character when some young boys complain that their fathers are cowards because they are just farmers instead of gunfighters:

“Don’t you ever say that again about your fathers, because they are not cowards. You think I am brave because I carry a gun; well, your fathers are much braver because they carry responsibility, for you, your brothers, your sisters, and your mothers. And this responsibility is like a big rock that weighs a ton. It bends and it twists them until finally it buries them under the ground. And there’s nobody says they have to do this. They do it because they love you, and because they want to. I have never had this kind of courage. Running a farm, working like a mule every day with no guarantee anything will ever come of it. This is bravery. That’s why I never even started anything like that… that’s why I never will.”

How can you go wrong with dialog like that?

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I’m A Pepper, You’re A Pepper…

I’ve never been able to stomach the taste of Dr. Pepper, though I remember enjoying this commercial from the late 70’s.

But if you’re someone who likes to drink Dr. Pepper, you’ll interested in this offer of a FREE 20-ounce soda announcement:

LOS ANGELES (AP) Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns N’ Roses’ “Chinese Democracy” is a reality. The soft-drink maker said in March that it would give a free soda to everyone in America if the album dropped in 2008. “Chinese Democracy,” infamously delayed since recording began in 1994, goes on sale Sunday.

“We never thought this day would come,” Tony Jacobs, Dr Pepper’s vice president of marketing, said in a statement. “But now that it’s here, all we can say is: The Dr Pepper’s on us.”

Beginning Sunday at 12:01 a.m., coupons for a free 20-ounce soda will be available for 24 hours on Dr Pepper’s Web site. They’ll be honored until Feb. 28th.

Be a Pepper, drink Dr. Pepper…for free!

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A Picture Is Worth A Google Of Words

Google has announced that they are hosting the entire archive of LIFE Magazine‘s photos, even those that never were printed in the magazine. You can now search millions of photos stretching from the 1750’s to present day.


It’s official now. I can NEVER leave my laptop.

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I Just Go Where My GPS Tells Me

So I had some meetings to go to again today and since we were opening an assistance center near one of my meeting locations, I decided that I would drop by and see how things were going there on opening day.

I plugged the address into my GPS and headed for my destination. In due course, the charming voice (which pronounces “Missouri” as “Misery”) informed me, “Arriving at destination ahead on right.” Nothing unusual about that, it’s what she always says when I reach the address I have entered, the only change being if it is on the left or right side of the road. Except this time the destination I had arrived at was…


…a huge cemetery.

Nothing else was in sight as far as the eye could see, taking into account hills and curves, just a big plot of land filled with gravestones.

I had a fleeting thought that perhaps I had died and was just too ignorant to realize it, so the universe was trying to get it through my now dead thick skull that I was no longer among the living by using my GPS to deliver the message (there’s a good story device in there), but it seemed to me if that were the case then the voice would have sounded deeper, raspier and more sinister.

Fortunately, all turned out well, at least on the possible death score. For whatever reason, even though I plugged in 725 as the street number (yes, I checked) the GPS had mistakenly tried to deliver me to 925 and by driving another mile or so down the road I finally arrived at the correct location.

But wouldn’t it be something if, when you pass from this plane of existence, a voice dutifully informed you that you were, “Arriving at destination ahead” like the Disney monorail or the airport tram?

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Meetings In Missouri

Spent yesterday driving to St. Louis for some meetings and then back to Jefferson City. I had hoped to see the Arch and take some photos, but ran out of time. It’s really a shame when your work gets in the way of your leisure activities, isn’t it? LOL

We did, however, at my co-worker’s insistence, have time for lunch at the Cheesecake Factory located at one of the area’s upscale malls, the Galleria. This was my first time eating at a Cheesecake Factory and I have to admit, the chicken Quesadilla I had was delicious. The waitress seemed truly confused when I declined to have their signature dish for dessert. I guess most people go there to enjoy the dessert and the entree is just incidental to reaching that point in the meal.

Then last night my laptop decided it needed to perform a 5 hour disk check of my 500GB external drive and I just could not stay up long enough to wait for it to finish so I could post an entry. It woke me up 2 hours after I went to bed when it rebooted and I heard the familiar Windows tones signaling a startup. It had tried to perform the scan the night before and I stopped the process, so I felt like I should let it finish…I just didn’t expect it to take so long.

Since I couldn’t write, for the blog or otherwise, I took the time to start reading a new novel I brought from home with me.

We had a heat wave here yesterday. The high was 57. Today it was 36 and tonight the low will be 13. No snow in the forecast yet, but one local TV station’s meteorologist thought we might have a few snow flurries on Saturday morning. If we do I won’t know because hopefully I’ll be sleeping in (though now that I’ve mentioned that it might snow I’m sure Cindy will ask me to get up and take pictures, lol).

Today I spent the afternoon at the State Capitol here in Jefferson city. Luckily I was inside most of the time because, in addition to the near freezing high, we had very strong winds that made the cold cut through you like a knife. I’m glad I brought my thermal underwear and I am continually thankful for the nice winter jacket that Cindy’s parents gave me for our trip to Scotland 2 1/2 years ago. It has kept me so nice and warm when I’ve been out walking in the elements here. I regularly wear my insulated gloves (because my hands, along with my feet, are the first part of me that gets cold) and though I haven’t worn it yet, I also have my black knit cap with me.

Anyway, I took a few minutes to brave the cold and wind so I could shoot a few photos of the State Capitol building and some surrounding edifices. Here’s one of the capitol, and you can see what a cold, gray day it was. Click on the picture for a larger version.

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If You Could Do Anything….

…in the world that you wanted, what would you do?

I’d drink egg nog.

Damn you, pancreas!!!

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Our New Baby

Here’s a picture of our new baby. I’ll let Cindy tell the story in comments if she wants.

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The Gateway To The West

Greetings from the state capital of Missouri, Jefferson City, which is named after our third President, Thomas Jefferson. In addition to being nicknamed “The Show-Me State”, Missouri is also called “The Gateway To The West.” It snowed here lightly last night, but the 10-day forecast says just cold temperatures are what we can expect for the next week or so. However, since I’m supposed to be here for at least a month, I brought the long underwear that I took on my trips to Scotland, London and France.

Cindy dropped me at the airport this morning around 7:45 EST, a little early for my 10 am flight but something we had to do so she could get set up at Eola Market on time. I’m pretty sure getting there early helped me get a seat assignment change so that I could have an exit row window seat for the 2 1/2 hour flight. With my long legs, that extra room always helps.

I arrived in St. Louis at 11:20 CST, waited almost 30 minutes for my one checked bag and then got my rental car. This is my first time using Budget (not my choice) and, as I told Cindy, I now know why it’s so named. The people at their counters offer good, friendly service, but the car itself was unwashed and the interior MAY have been vacuumed, but not with any care. I imagine that, instead, they just sprayed a couple of squirts of some deodorizer and moved on to the next vehicle. I’m hoping very much that the engine has received better attention.

After driving 90 miles west and 30 miles south, I arrived in Jefferson City. I went straight to my hotel, Candlewood Suites, another first for me but a more pleasant one. When I check in, I always ask if they have a “top-floor-corner room” available and the desk staff smilingly informed me that they had already assigned such a room to me. BIG SMILE! The room is very nice and I have a stove top, microwave and full-sized refrigerator which means I can eat a bit more on the healthy side for breakfast and dinner, rather than having to eat out for every meal. The hotel offers free DVD’s for viewing on the provided players in each room, free laundry in four washers and dryers, a nice fitness room and a friendly staff. Nearby are a mall, movie theater and grocery store, as well as fast-food and sit down mid-range restaurants. I probably won’t find out until tomorrow or Tuesday if I am remaining here in Jefferson City or going somewhere else in the state, but I am thinking I would REALLY like staying here, lol.

Some quick random thoughts throughout the day:

It should be illegal for morons to fly with the general public (then again, such a law would undoubtedly cut airline traffic to nothing).

I did NOT need to see this News Alert on my Blackberry as I was boarding this morning’s flight (thankfully I wasn’t on that carrier).

After some time at home, I now have to get used to Central Standard Time again.

Is it “Missourah” or “Missouree”? (I DO know the correct answer. Do you?)

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Heading For The “Show Me” State

A busy day of running errands and getting things done here before my scheduled departure for Missouri tomorrow morning. I’ll be leaving Orlando at 10am and arriving in St. Louis at 11:30am local time. Then I have a 2 hour drive to Jefferson City where, I’m told, I’ll be working.

More later.

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Shuttle Endeavor Night Launch

Drove up to Deltona to pick up my grandson Mikey after school and take him to see Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, a movie he’s been wanting to see ever since he saw the previews on TV. We had a good time together. He always make me happy to be with him.

Got back home to Orlando in time to see the likely last night-time shuttle launch at 7:55 EST. Even from my backyard 50 miles away from the Kennedy Space Center, it was spectacular as, from my viewpoint, the Endeavor arced over the beautiful full moon in a bright, fiery trail.

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Two New Widgets

I’ve added a couple of new widgets over on the right hand column and placed them right at the top so everyone can get a look at them.

The first is a badge that collects images from previous posts and displays them as graphical and clickable links to the post in which the image is found. The hope is that new visitors might be intrigued by an image and click through to the post.

The second is a badge that displays where visitors to the blog are coming from as city, state or country. It’s been interesting to see readers from South Africa, Iowa, Atlanta, London and other places around the world. Thank you to all of you who stop in to read.

These widgets, and others, are available free from Wowzio.

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In About 10 Years…

Every morning…I get up…look in the mirror and think…

“Who is that old man in my bathroom?”

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My B&N

Book-based social networking sites like Shelfari, Goodreads, Bookcrossing and others are being joined by Barnes & Noble with the rollout of its new My B&N site. Like other book social networking sites, My B&N encourages users to create a personal profile (complete with pen name and avatars) and then to build preferences to fashion MyLibrary, a section which showcases your individual tastes in literature, music and cinema. You can post your own reviews and ratings, create lists in the My EssentiaLists section, keep track of events occurring at your local Barnes & Noble brick and mortar stores, and, like online book retailer Amazon, you can create a personalized Wish List of your most-desired books, movies and music.

My B&N is easily accessible on the Barnes & Noble homepage. The site will remind users of recent purchases so they may be added to the MyLibrary section, and users can share their My B&N lists with other social networks sites such as Facebook and Digg.

I’m working on setting up my profile and information as time permits, so if you join look for pen name jmwetherington.

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Veterans Day

To all who have served and all who still serve, thank you.

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