All The News That’s Fit to Print

One of the things I did yesterday on my day off was something I haven’t done in over a decade, literally.

I bought the Sunday Edition of The New York Times while I was out running errands, and when I got back to the hotel I laid in the bed and read the Sunday Times.

I hadn’t realized how much I missed doing that one simple thing.

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Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to my mom and my mother-in-law. I can’t be with either of you on this special day, but I hope you both know how treasured you are to me and how much I love you both.

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Going To See “Jersey Boys”

When I first arrived here 2 weeks ago, my immediate boss said something about going to see “Jersey Boys” while it was being performed here in Atlanta at The Fox Theater. Before I left Orlando there were ads on TV for their current performance run at the Bob Carr Performing Arts Centre and I had thought that if I was home I’d like to take Cindy and go see the show. Then when I got called up here I put it out of my mind. That was, until I found out they would be performing shows here in Atlanta while I was in town. I mentioned to my boss that I’d love to see them as well.

My boss capitalized on my interest in going by having me do all the “leg work” of finding the best seats on nights that a group of us could go, which eventually turned out to be Saturday, June 13th, the 8pm show with four of us going. We bought the tickets today, putting them all on my boss’ credit card so she could get the points. That’s why she’s the boss.

By the way, Ticketmaster has a REAL racket going and they certainly don’t make it easy to buy tickets. Between the high “convenience” charge, the facility charge and the “delivery charge” ($2.50 so you can print your own ticket using your ink and your printer!) it feels like a mob shakedown. In addition to that you have to jump through hoops to actually purchase a ticket, by filling in verification forms and being forced to fill in order information under the gun of a timer clock that will release your ticket choice back to the system if you don’t complete the order in the amount of time they give you. Talk about performance anxiety! But, since we all work 10-12 hours a day 6 days a week, no one has the time to go in person to make the purchase so we had no choice. Still, paying an extra $16.50 above the price of each ticket seems somewhat exorbitant and, given ANY other choice, I will always bypass Ticketmaster.

Anyway, our entourage consists of my immediate boss here in the office, her immediate boss here in the office, our boss from the regional office and me, the only male in the group. You can be sure that I’ll be angling for the seat at the end of our group.I tried to get my friend and co-worker Valerie to go, but she would have none of it. So I’m on my own with management.

But, as a Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons fan, I’m definitely looking forward to the show.

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You Never Know

As a sort of “break” today our department head arranged for some food at lunch time and a bit of learning entertainment.

Yesterday, she asked everyone to put something about themselves that no one else would know on a piece of paper and seal it in an envelope. Today, she passed out the envelopes and asked the holder to read its contents and then we would all try to guess who had written what was in the envelope.

I had to go through this once before when I was working in Florida. As a lark, I lied and wrote that I had 6 toes on my right foot, counting on the belief that no one would ask me to remove my shoe and sock to prove it. No one did, lol.

But this time I decided to go ahead and participate, mostly because I like my immediate boss and did not want to embarrass her. So I wrote something that was true about me, but not known to my co-workers.

Anyway, there were about 30 of us who were in the office during the festivities and it was kind of amazing to learn how very talented, accomplished and possessed of interesting experiences so many of our staff are. And as is usually the case, it’s the most unassuming who have done some of the most astounding things.

One of our members was a survivor of September 11, working in one of the Twin Towers for an investment firm at the time. One had been to the deserts of Algiers on a humanitarian mission in the heat of summer. One is an accomplished jazz keyboardist, one a published authoress, one a former hockey team mascot who performed in full costume, and many many others.

I felt sort of embarrassed about what I had written, when held up in comparison to all these amazing folks.

Because honestly, if you looked at these people as you passed them on the street or in the hallways of our offices and you did not know them, you would never guess that such unassuming looking people would or could have accomplished such things.

You never know.

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My Day Off

Had Sunday off this week. I slept in until about 9, which felt very good after 6 days of the alarm clock going off at 5am.

After a shower I drove over to a nearby IHOP for breakfast. I went because it is the only breakfast restaurant near the hotel. No Perkins Restaurants in the entire state of Georgia with the exception of one in Savannah and that’s a bit too far to drive, even for their fantastic pancakes.

Strangely enough, while you would think that a place named International House of PANCAKES would have some good pancakes, you would think wrong. When I was here in Atlanta two years ago I went to this same IHOP for breakfast and was sorely disappointed in what they offered as pancakes. This visit was no different and they won’t get a third chance with me. The spinach and mushroom omelette was very tasty, though I was puzzled by the fact that it was almost room temperature rather than hot. The pancakes though, which were also cool enough that the butter wouldn’t melt, had me fighting a gag reflex when I took my first bite. I choked down one more bite and that was all I could take. When the waitress asked me if I’d like a box to take them with me I politely replied, “Not on your life!”

Then I went to catch the first day’s showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. It was in a huge theater and there were only about 30 inside people when I entered, just as the previews were starting to roll. I even got to sit in the middle of the very last row; my absolute favorite spot to watch a movie from in a theater. When I build my Home Theater there will be one seat in the last row for yours truly.

I enjoyed the movie. As is usually the case with a comic book-inspired film, it didn’t have every single detail that a fanboy would want. I stopped reading the X-men titles many, many years ago when they started multiplying faster than rabbits and you had to be backed up by Fort Knox, financially, to be able to buy every title Marvel was flooding the shelves with on a weekly basis. A few years ago I did pick up the first 3 issues of Wolverine’s Origin, but lost interest in it and stopped. So while I had some basic knowledge of the character’s history and storylines, I wasn’t what you would call a defender of it’s “canon” so to speak. Not like I will be when “Star Trek” opens next Friday, lol.

So I thought they did a good job of condensing a 150 year history and tying together various pieces into a 2 hour movie. Lots of action, lots of cool special effects and they moved the story along so that the next one looks like it will deal with Logan’s time in Japan. By the way, probably the BIGGEST disappointment to me was that I had hoped they would at least have a Captain America cameo with Logan during the World War II flashes. There WAS a nice cameo at the end of someone else and I know, I KNOW it messed with what comic book readers and fans of Stan Lee remember about the origin of the X-men back in the ’60’s, but it was still a pretty cool moment.

On the way back to the hotel room I picked up a veggie pizza from Mellow Mushroom, eating one third for lunch and saving the other two thirds for dinner and breakfast on Monday morning. Then I spent the remainder of the day watching severe thunderstorms come rolling into the Atlanta area and relaxing and recharging, mostly reading and doing a little writing.

And as busy as this week has been at work, I’ll need to do the same this coming Sunday.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Lucky Day: “Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.”
Ned Nederlander: “Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.”
Dusty Bottoms: “Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…”
Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: “The Three Amigos!”

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The Cheese Grater Slide

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Every Writer’s Goal

“The greatest possible merit of style is, of course, to make the words absolutely disappear into the thought.”

Nathaniel Hawthorne

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Land-Locked Bay

Driving through the back roads of south central Georgia I spied a sign for a town named Dark Bay.

Yes, in the middle of land-locked Georgia with no discernable body of water for miles and miles, a town named Dark Bay.

Confusing.

On the other hand, I made note of it as a really cool name for a town in a mystery story I might write, lol.

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H1N1

We were informed at work the other day that we could no longer refer to it as “Swine Flu”, but rather as the new official designation of “H1N1.”

Pigs have feelings too, you know.

Or at least those who sell dead pigs do. The pork industry lobbied to remove the “swine flu” name because they were afraid it would negatively impact the sale of pork chops, sausage and bacon. Despite the fact that you cannot get it from eating pork.

Walking by our media monitoring center today I stopped and listened as reports came in of some 400 school closings around the nation. The precautions are everywhere, just like the little bottles of Purell on desks in my office. Or this cartoon showing new handshakes for the swine flu.

And at the same time, reports are coming in that this strain may not be as deadly as originally thought. It’s hard to know what to think. But one thing is sure; normal precautions to keep from spreading ANY type of sickness or flu are good actions to take.

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Not My Fault

The lack of a post here yesterday was NOT my fault. The Internet connection went down in my hotel so I couldn’t even post the Cheese Grater Slide photo, but that was just as well.

Most of yesterday was spent on the road, driving from Atlanta to Tifton, a 3-hour drive, then taking part in a 3-hour meeting and giving a presentation to several congressional staff members, then driving back to Atlanta, another 3-hour drive. So I was pretty worn out by the time I got back into town. I grabbed some dinner, came back to the hotel to discover no Internet connection, then watched “Lost” and hit the sack.

Today I spent all day in the office, but as I said to Cindy in a text message, my “hair was on fire” with all the work I was trying to get done. That’s usually typical at the beginning of these deployments. I was so busy I didn’t even get to leave the building for lunch.

One “plus” about this assignment is that our offices are located in a 12-story professional office complex. A much nicer and more work-conducive atmosphere than the usual places in which we set up camp. In the lower lobby of this building is a small cafe that serves sandwiches, salads and drinks. I went down there for lunch today and Mario, the owner working behind the counter made me think I was in a scene from an old SNL episode with the late John Belushi shouting, “Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger! Pepsi!” in a heavily accented voice, except this guy was shouting “Reuben! Club Sandwich! Turkey! You like turkey! Is good!” in a heavily accented voice.

But he was right, the turkey sandwich WAS good, lol. Even if I did have to eat it at my desk while working on reports.

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The Cheese Grater Slide

Well, I haven’t had to use this since late last year, but today is just ending for me, 18 hours after it began. So without further ado I present…

Will try to be back tomorrow.

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Shaken, Not Stirred

That’s how I felt during the latter portion of my flight on AirTran this afternoon from Orlando to Atlanta. During the last 15-20 minutes of the flight, which was the approach to Hartsfield-Jackson, I think they let the co-pilot or maybe even the Lead Flight Attendant, fly the plane.

I say that because we went from a very smooth flight to something akin to a bad carnival ride. We dipped, fell, rose, shook, sped up and slowed down during the final approach so much that the lady next to me was holding onto the back of the seat in front of her. I think she was afraid the seatbelt would not withstand the crazy gyrations we were experiencing.

The pilot never announced that we were having any wind, weather or equipment problems, so I can only surmise that someone was doing some on the job training with a plane full of passengers.

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Georgia On My Mind…Again

A few hours ago I got the call I had been expecting telling me to report to Atlanta where they’re setting up an office for this deployment. I’m flying out from Orlando Monday afternoon around 2pm and arriving in Atlanta just in time to drive through rush hour traffic from the airport to my hotel.

I had thought I might be going back to Valdosta, so I had left my suitcases packed from my last trip up there 10 days ago as if I would be driving back there, but with the office being situated in Atlanta I will have to fly and that means re-packing to bring the weight down so it doesn’t cost as much as the plane ticket in luggage surcharges.

The last time I was in Atlanta was June of 2007. I was only there for 3 1/2 weeks for some training, but I did get to see my first live MLB game, as well as touring a nice art museum and taking the CNN behind the scenes tour on my off time. I probably won’t have much of that for the first few weeks of this deployment, but perhaps later on I will get a chance to tour the Coca-Cola Museum, something I didn’t get to do when I was there almost 2 years ago.

I’ll be getting to work with some old friends and some new folks that I’ve been wanting to work with, so I’m looking forward to this assignment with a little more anticipation (though I love ALL my deployments) than usual.

As usual, I’ll be Twittering as much as I can, so that will be a good place to keep up with where I’m at and what I’m doing.

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“Someone Put A Diaper On That Sign!”

Late Thursday afternoon my grandchildren, Mikey, 7 and Heather, 3, walked from my home to McDonald’s for dinner.

To get there, we have to walk past a school crossing and upon spying the crossing sign pictured in the photo below, Mikey exclaimed, “Granddad, someone put a diaper on that sign!”

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Are You Named After A Celebrity?

My mom named me after Jeff Chandler, an actor she had a major crush on when I was born. Too bad I didn’t turn out as handsome as he was.

Are YOU named after a celebrity?

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Happy Earth Day!

Today, Wednesday, April 22, 2009, is the 39th anniversary of Earth Day. What began as a protest movement in 1970 (and brought the word “ecology” into prominent usage) has grown and evolved into a worldwide observance and celebration of our big blue marble’s environment and a greater commitment to its protection and well-being.

If, like me, you live in Central Florida, here is a helpful list of local Earth Day observances and events in the area.

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Top 10 Books For Writers

Over on the forums of Editor Unleashed, they’ve been polling writers for the past two months about their favorite books for writers. Here are what they have compiled as the 10 best books for writers:

On Writing
by Stephen King

Plot & Structure
by James Scott Bell

A Dash of Style
by Noah Lukeman

Between the Lines
by Jessica Morrell

Writing the Breakout Novel
by Donald Maass

The Forest for the Trees
by Betsy Lerner

Zen in the Art of Writing
by Ray Bradbury

The Elements of Style
by William Strunk, Jr. and E.B. White

Characters & Viewpoint
by Orson Scott Card

Bird by Bird
by Anne Lamott

I am almost embarrassed to note that I have only read 3 of these 10 (though I did skim Bradbury’s book in the bookstore before choosing a different tome to purchase), so I obviously have some titles to add to my Wish List now.

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