I’m in a sharing mood. Here’s something almost no one knows about me. When I was in elementary school I was cast as George Washington in a play our class was performing about the Father of our Country. My life … Continue reading
We began the day with a nice breakfast at Cracker Barrel with Cindy’s mom and dad, then over to Jeremy and Wendy’s to see the wedding event photos/DVD and pick up the souvenirs they brought us from London. Back home … Continue reading
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your RSS reader, the site … Continue reading
Thank you, my love, for the happiest 12 years of my life. Happy Anniversary, and wishes for many, many more. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are … Continue reading
My homepage has a “Daily Fortune” widget that I seldom even notice, but the one for March 13, 2009 caught my eye: “You are interested in public service and would make an outstanding statesman.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha … Continue reading
There are three of them this year (a frequency that occurs only every 11 years) and I missed the one last month. One coming up in November will round out the thrice. MSNBC has a “Five Facts About Friday The … Continue reading
I would like for you to create a medicine that will simply dissolve congestion in the lungs, turning it into useful oxygen. I’m tired of using medicine that causes you to cough up said lungs, trying to expectorate the congestion … Continue reading
Different respiratory ailments continue to rage through our office. Stuffy noses, coughing, sneezing and body aches are the norm for most of the staff. In spite of spending every day genuflecting with Purell (I keep a bottle like the one … Continue reading
Another Valentine’s Day spent away from my Valentine. Last year I was in Baton Rouge, LA on Valentine’s Day and though I did not forget the day as it relates to Cindy, it did slip my mind when I went … Continue reading
Tonight Cindy and I had the pleasure of dinner with our friends Kirk and Laura and Laura’s parents who are in town from Michigan. Being on the road as much as I have been it’s been at least 18 months … Continue reading
I picked up our 3-year-old granddaughter Heather on Friday afternoon for a weekend with Grandma and Granddad. Friday night Grandma took her to visit some friends of ours who have a 3-year-old daughter, Rowan. A few weeks ago Heather spent … Continue reading
Cindy and I spent all day last Friday cleaning our respective home offices, but there was one tiny little difference in the final outcome; I was cleaning mine out for good. It’s akin to Superman closing down his Fortress of … Continue reading
I know I posted a group shot I took when we were at Arabian Nights back on December 20th, but I wanted to put up this official portrait taken by the staff because it has ME in it, which is … Continue reading
As it is wont to do, my mind was wandering the other day and it wandered upon this little question lying in the overgrown weeds and wildflowers growing next to the tracks of my train of thought; Which celebrity would … Continue reading
Do not, I repeat do not, come in from the wind, snow and ice when you haven’t been wearing gloves on your hands and attempt to do the necessary actions with those hands that allow you to make use of … Continue reading
Next Saturday morning I’ll fly home to Florida for the holiday, so this is my last weekend in Missouri for the foreseeable future. My non-stop flight leaves St. Louis at 8am local time and arrives in Orlando at 11:20am local … Continue reading
The men’s room sits less than 10 feet from my office area and the door is in a direct line of sight from my desk. I just watched a guy walk in there carrying a folding chair. I hope, really … Continue reading
Listen, I have all sorts of faults, shortcomings, obsessions, idiosyncrasies and quirks, but I’m so glad I don’t have an addiction that requires me to go out in the cold and wind and rain or snow several times a day … Continue reading
Somehow (actually I know “how”; it’s because I try to be helpful when I first arrive on the scene) I always become the walking dictionary in our offices. “Jeff, how do you spell _____?”, “What does ________ mean, Jeff?” or … Continue reading
This is one reason why people in the fast food business are made fun of all the time. I step up to the counter at “Gray Meat Royale” (think about it) to give the girl behind it my order. “I’d … Continue reading
