Daily Misfortune
My homepage has a “Daily Fortune” widget that I seldom even notice, but the one for March 13, 2009 caught my eye: “You are interested in public service and would make an outstanding statesman.” Ha ha ha ha ha ha … Continue reading
Category Archives: Humor
Happy Friday The 13th
There are three of them this year (a frequency that occurs only every 11 years) and I missed the one last month. One coming up in November will round out the thrice. MSNBC has a “Five Facts About Friday The … Continue reading
I LOVE The e-trade Baby!
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Top Ten Favorite George W. Bush Moments
Dave Letterman helps us say good bye to George W. Bush with his Top Ten Favorite GWB Moments. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading … Continue reading
Burger King Says, “We Out Of Meet”
Have it your way, even if it’s misspelled. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your RSS reader, the site you are … Continue reading
Ben & Jerry’s NEW Flavor – Yes Pecan!
You can always count on the Ben & Jerry’s folks to tap into the latest cultural zeitgeist in marketing their flavorful frozen dairy products, and their latest offering is no exception. Say “Hello” to “Yes Pecan!”, described as “An Inspirational … Continue reading
The “possible immoral” Double Ended Male Adapter
I’m going to give the creator of this sign the benefit of the doubt and assume the person was attempting to be funny with the reference to the double ended male adapter being “possible immoral”, but it would have been … Continue reading
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Correct Spelling Is Always Important!
No matter what you are writing, no matter what your political views…correct spelling is ALWAYS important! Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material … Continue reading
Burger King Cologne
I’ve GOT to wonder; how many women are truly attracted to a man who smells like a flame-broiled burger? I mean, truly? But they do have an amusing site. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed … Continue reading
The Auto Industry Bailout
Look, I’m as confounded as most people about the need/propriety of the proposed auto industry bailout, but this “ad” is a hilarious look at one side of the argument. Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed … Continue reading
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Note To Self
Do not, I repeat do not, come in from the wind, snow and ice when you haven’t been wearing gloves on your hands and attempt to do the necessary actions with those hands that allow you to make use of … Continue reading
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By Grabthar’s Hammer
Sunday, one of the local stations here aired “Galaxy Quest” and even though I have a much-watched DVD at home, I still had to delay my planned trip to the grocery store so I could watch it again. “Galaxy Quest”, … Continue reading
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In MY House We Say…
This blog post had me laughing all day. Note: Do not read if vulgar language or the putting-in-place of a “holier than thou” person offends you. Seriously. I’m laughing, but I mean it, seriously. Thank you for subscribing to The … Continue reading
Reindeer Doo-Doo As Holiday Ornaments
Yeah, you read that right. Some enterprising folks at the Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington, IL figured out a way to make reindeer poop pay…in a big way. They take a dropping (which, it turns out, is very small considering … Continue reading
Older Than Dirt
This was surprising, because we normally don’t allow staff to wear “slogan” shirts or pants, but yesterday morning I saw a worker walking through the office wearing a T-shirt I want. It read, “Older Than Dirt-Genuine American Antique” Thank you … Continue reading
In About 10 Years…
Every morning…I get up…look in the mirror and think… “Who is that old man in my bathroom?” Thank you for subscribing to The Word Of Jeff. This feed is for personal, non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this … Continue reading
The Value Of Listening Closely
An Irish girl returned home to her family after a five-year absence. When she walked through the door, her father cursed at her, “Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a … Continue reading
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Dancing With The Presidential Candidates
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Another Republican Endorsement For Obama
Prominent Republicans, such as Colin Powell, Scott McClellan and others, have thrown their support to Democratic Party Candidate Barack Obama in the closing days of the Presidential race. Now comes news that the ultimate symbol of the Republican Party has … Continue reading
My Dream Blogging Chair
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