Memo To Medical/Pharmaceutical Industry

I would like for you to create a medicine that will simply dissolve congestion in the lungs, turning it into useful oxygen. I’m tired of using medicine that causes you to cough up said lungs, trying to expectorate the congestion like a hairball. It is painful and unpleasant.

Please get on this right away, before I hack up some other major organs.

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